“Hark Hear the Germs”

“Hark Hear the Germs”

(My hark hear the bells parody)

Hark how the germs,
Nasty filthy germs,
All seem to say,
Throw your health away
 
Winter is here,
Bringing ill fear,
To young and old,
Scratchy eyes, runny nose
 
Cough sneeze cough sneeze
That is their wheeze
With throatful itch
All we can do is bitch.
 
One wishes they could hear,
that ears were clear
Coughing and sneezing sounds
Filling the air.
 
Oh how they pound,
Too loud the sound,
Poor ears are full,
Congestion abounds.
 
Sadly they ring
See that’s the thing
Sounds of ill fear,
Winter is here.
 
Ah, ah, ah, ah-choo-ooo,
Ah, ah, ah, ah-choo-ooo,
 
On and on it spreads,
sharing season; pounding heads
Their contagion
To every home.
 
Cough sneeze cough sneeze
Cough sneeze cough sneeze
 
Hark how the germs,
Nasty filthy germs,
All seem to say,
Throw your health away
(We will throw our health away)
 
Winter is here,
Bringing ill fear,
To young and old,
Scratchy eyes, runny nose
(Bringing ill fear to the young and old)
 
Oh how they pound,
Too loud the sound,
Poor ears are full,
Congestion abounds.
 
Sadly they ring
See that’s the thing
Sounds of ill fear,
Winter is here.
 
Ah, ah, ah, ah-choo-ooo,
ah-choo-ooo,
Ah, ah, ah, ah-choo-ooo,
ah-choo-ooo,
 
On and on it spreads,
sharing season; pounding heads
Their contagion
To every home.
 
Can I get some more tissues and vitamin C over here?

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